JOCKS V. NERDS: YOU WERE DIFFERENT BEFORE
Stiles told himself he wasn’t checking his phone, that he wouldn’t even let himself look, but that was a lie because he checked before he was even back at the dorm. Derek had looked so surprised, eyes widening behind his glasses, like maybe he really didn’t know.
I just got a new comment on my fic and I feel so bad that I haven’t updated it in ages omg.
I just haven’t had any inspiration I’m so sorry guys. I promise you that I will though! Eventually!
some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
Well, he’s not wrong.
last friday night
[for bree, who was feeling sick today]
Stiles wakes up, and his head is pounding viciously inside his head, and it’s way too bright. He flops over, reaching to grab a pillow, but meets a warm, solid chest instead.
Stiles blinks. He’s not in his bedroom, he realizes immediately. This is— this is Derek’s loft. Derek’s bed.
And that’s Derek, sleeping next to him, bare chest rising and falling. Stiles looks down at himself; he’s wearing only his boxer shorts. Is Derek also—? Stiles picks up the blanket, and sees a broad expanse of skin and quickly sets it down, heart pounding.
Okay, okay, so Derek is naked and Stiles is almost ….just what happened last night?
Yeah… you wanted to sleep with me since I was a teenager in the White House. Well, if you shut the hell up: now’s your big chance.
ASHTON FUCKING IRWIN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, YOU CANT DO THIS TO US, THAT THING COULD DESTROY EACH AND EVERYONE ON OF US IN THIS FAMILY, IT COULD SIMATANEOUSLY BRING US TO PARADISE WHILE RIPPING US APART
Three things cannot be long hidden:
And the amount of sexual tension between Stiles and Derek
Clumsy/unlucky Derek that is constantly saved by Stiles? They don't know each other or anything but when a piano is falling out of the sky with Derek under it, Stiles is there to push him out of the way. Doesn't have to be au. Please <3 :)
“Oh you’ve got to be—“ is all he has time to get out before the next disaster hits – an entire tower of canned soups collapsing as he makes his way up the aisle. At least this one isn’t life threatening, Derek thinks in a quiet, resigned sort of way as a wave of metal cans slams into his legs, sending him tripping, stumbling, and falling to sprawl out helplessly on his back in the middle of the store.
Not life threatening. He tries very hard to hold onto that.
A few seconds after the last cans are done rattling, Derek hears a low whistle.
“Man, looks like those cans really had it out for you.”
“They’re just foot soldiers,” he grumbles at the too-bright ceiling light, trying to remind himself of that so he doesn’t end up crushing about a hundred and fifty hands with his bare fist.
“Just following orders, huh?” The voice teases. “Well then, I’ve gotta give them credit. It was a pretty good ambush.”
A shadow shifts over him, a hand being offered out. Derek redirects his sullen stare to find a young man with mussed brown hair and smirking, amber eyes standing over him. Derek huffs for a second, but takes the hand and lets himself be pulled upward.
“The universe got a grudge against you or something?”
“Or something,” Derek agrees, dropping his hand back to his side the second he’s on his feet. A store clerk is making his way over, and Derek’s teeth grit. So much for being home in time to make dinner.
“I’ll help restack it,” he says before anyone can start shouting. After all, he might not have touched the cans, but he’d decided to walk past them knowing full well he’s cursed.
Uncle Peter had always said that dating witches is a bad idea. Which isn’t strictly true. Breaking up with them, however, is.
We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…
OH MY HEART
'Do you wanna punch a Nazi? It kinda has to be a Nazi.'
I WAS HOPING FOR THE 1980 TOM SELLECK HAIR
I WAS HOPING FOR THE MAGNUM PI BOOTY SHORTS
I NEVER DARED HOPE FOR THE STACHE
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xproskeith replied to your post “Can I watch X-Men Days of Future Past if I haven’t seen any other…”
They function independently TBH and DOFP doesn’t require seeing any of the other movies at all because of things that happen and it may be my favorite XMen movie
Yay! That was precisely what I wanted to know! Thanks Skeith! I downloaded it yesterday so I think I may watch it now! :)
reaction to disney movie songs
Can I watch X-Men Days of Future Past if I haven’t seen any other X-men movies other than First Class?
Or will I be seriously confused?
What do you guys suggest?
STEREK AU: Hale Farms
Derek’s Family owns a farm. Every Fall they host a Fall Festival. There are hayrides, haunted hayrides, hot chocolate and cider, pumpkins and lots of pumpkin spice donuts. Stiles is a college student that has been working on the farm part time since High School. He loves his job, especially working with Derek. They normally run the hayrides together. This might be the season that Derek looks at the kid that he has known for years a little differently. Stiles might learn that his crush isn’t as onesided as he thought.